Long John is a member of the Unstoppable Three.[1] He's a stretcher. He's also the smartest of the lot, which is not saying much: it means that he is the only one with a smidgen of sense.

He is very bigoted against homosexuals, giving vent to his feelings publicly at times, and he's a bit of a sleezeball, using BMA as an excuse to cop a feel from the girls when he thinks he can get away with it. Needless to say, Kayda is NOT impressed.[2]


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